Something I love more than say, giant apples devouring human kind, is random contact.

For this you may use my Web 2.0 Enabled Telephone Number:-
+44 (0)117 325 1500.*

You can call AND text through this method.

Alternatively, use the FREE OF CHARGE email form below:-

* Calls may potentially be recorded for sharing/humour purposes and you will be notified with “CALL RECORDING ON” in a blasphemously American voice.