Greetings my pigeons, my name is Кевин and I am the curator of this fine LiveJournal/Wordpress.

Some of my readers ask, Кевин, who are you and where do you come from? I laugh and respond with a tale of intreague and scandal before decapitating them for theis insubordination.

Ah, to be the most evil in all the towns and the ruler of Croydon.

I was acquired in 1983 I spent most of my childhood poking around with computers and video.  As a result I produced a BBS which to this day I’m still running. I also occasionally produce some stop action videos, but my camera exploded as most electronics did in that era.

Now I spend my days being a customer services Guru when I’m not programming my Web 2.0 enabled Death Bots.

I have also previously found myself working in a large supermarket (before it was shut down for illegal lemons), a financial services company and under the tight fisted reign of a tight ass demonic clown.  Of course, now and then I still dabble in good old fashioned human trafficking.

According to Супермодельplc.com:-
The most prolific spammer Tonga has ever encountered and international singer songwriter from her majesty’s land of Bristol BS2. Кевин has risen through corporate America by sleeping his way to the top of most Fortune 500 companies on the west coast, in his spare time he runs a small island in the south pacific, famous for it’s beautiful scenery and tragic human rights record. Most islanders will tell you of his greatness, otherwise they will be shot. If you encounter one who needs shooting call us immediately and we’ll arrange for a €500 reward for each compromise of the human rights act.